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MICHAEL JACKSON’S 10 MOST METAL MOMENTS

5. He hired guitarists Eddie Van Halen, Steve Stevens, and Slash

Jackson’s metal pedigree included his music. “Beat It” is inarguably one of the biggest metal songs of the ’80s (maybe not in the vocals, but definitely in the guitar riff), and it featured a guest solo by Eddie Van Halen. Jackson would go on to record two other metal-tinged hits, including one with Billy Idol and Vince Neil guitarist Steve Stevens (“Dirty Diana,” which went to No. 1) and one with Slash (the highly underrated “Give Into Me,” below). Plus, Jackson was kind enough to share his wind machine in videos with the latter two.

4. Jackson owned a fucking monkey

Remember when the oddest thing about Michael was when he bought a monkey named Bubbles? Then he taught it to moonwalk? Well, it turns out the monkey was even more awesome, as it reportedly threw feces at children, too, not unlike G.G. Allin. Even more metal: Bubbles has officially outlived his master. You can fund the primate’s care here.

3. Jackson had three pod babies

According to recent reports, Jackson supposedly is not the father of his three children, named Michael Joseph Jr. (age 12), Paris Michael Katherine (11), and Prince “Blanket” Michael II (7). They were “conceived in vitro—outside the womb,” if you believe TMZ. Not even the Elephant Man’s skeleton, which Jackson once attempted to buy (according to legend), is as metal an image as that.

2. He became Skeletor

Surgery, schmurgery—Skeletor kicks ass.

1. The “Thriller” video

Jackson asked John Landis to direct the short film, a 14-minute whopper that redefined the art of music videos, after he saw the indisputably metal An American Werewolf in London. Plus, it's got Jackson as a wolfman, a zombie, and, perhaps most frightening, a boyfriend.

Horns up!

Kory Grow

Michael Jackson's 10 Most Metal Moments

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:02.

love how by the mere mention you make michael j. metal. That's what the loudest magazine can do though!

-=Wicked C.

Hated

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 11:04.

Who cries for a pedophile? Not me. Don't like to see anyone die, but I'm sure there are alot of kids having nightmares still, over this monstrosity. Although, as the rest of world deludes themselves into believing, "he was framed". Yeah, all fifty/sixty times it happened.

Framed

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 02:02.

AMEN. To me, when a grown man touches a helpless child "fifty/sixty times" I have a hard time having any compassion for him. I hope all the children he mentally fucked up are celebrating. Their monster is dead. Good riddance.

your uninformed!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 07/09/2009 - 16:50.

WHY DO YOU GUYS BELIEVE that crap if you look into all 3 trials he was aquited because 1. all the courts speacialist found him to have a repressed mind of a 10 year old and he does not fit the profile!!! 2. he was being set up for money extortion and they found all the familes had history of it. 3. HE Had witness of other children saying he never touched those kids!!!

now go fuck yourself!!!! you iqnorant uninformed FUCK. go hate on something worth hating

this girlpant core movement!!!

Michael was metal as all hell

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 12:47.

True, he had his flaws, MJ always saw himself as a kid, and never matured, reason why he did a lot of things that got him in trouble.

May he rest in peace, he was a good soul and a kind heart, think about it.

MJ was metal as f#@k!

mike was alot of things but

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 16:53.

mike was alot of things but metal i think not if anything he was plastic.sooooo, put your goat horns up for the king of heavy fucking plastic!!!!!! RIP MIKEY

oh and one more thing "the kids is not my son......." man thats a maury show moment

licksanbites

Mikey Jackson metal? What

Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 07/01/2009 - 19:32.

Mikey Jackson metal? What the fuck is this world coming to? Whats next Hannah fucking Montana is going to praised as grindcore? Give me a break. Hes dead (thank god) now everybody says hes so great? Remember him touching countless children? Let me guess, it was their fault. Fuck him and his gay ass music.

hannah montana

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 12:40.

wait, hannah montana is pretty grindcore when u think about it, hahahah,

u such a bitter prick. MJ owned and thats all there is to say (666)

hannah

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 01:47.

Im not bitter. Just saying whats on my mind. Hes a douche bag and im sure im not the first person to say thank god hes gone. MJ owned? Owned what? A fucking monkey. (666) How dare you use that number and say mj owned. Im bitter. No. Truthful, Yes. And you pathetic for caring about the baby fucker.

michael jackson.

Submitted by Anonymous on Thu, 07/02/2009 - 20:56.

point blank michael jackson has balls. he did whatever he wanted and if he was alive he would moonwalk your butt. the guy was tough and don't say thank god he's dead. because the dead comes back to haunt you. p.s. its very metal to work with slash and to slow down computers.

A legend never dies.....

R.I.P Michael Joesph Jackson...heaven can't wait.

Balls???

Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 07/03/2009 - 01:57.

MJ dont have balls. Moonwalk all over my butt? He was tough? Are we talking about the same guy/homo here? Thank God hes worm food. Im sure all the families of the children he screwed is just as happy as me. Slash is a good guitarist, so is eddie van halen, but they made mistakes by working with that freak. I could give two shits about MJ. Heaven can't wait. I doubt that the pedophille is going there. Go have a little candle light vigil for him, maybe moonwalk in honor of him. Boo-hoo. Hes dead, move on with it.

Ugh

Submitted by Anonymous on Sun, 07/12/2009 - 01:11.

You sound like a homophobic moron.

mj live on bitches

Submitted by durrtybear06 on Sun, 09/06/2009 - 00:12.

all u fucks who talk shyt bout mike where the ones watching his videos when u were younger and u probably don't wanna admit it but u know u sung his shyt!!!!!!!!!

and did the mother fuckin moonwalk so quit talking shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

michael jackson is more metal then u'll ever be so take that and suck it!!!!!!!!!

just a thought by: Safi

Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 10/19/2009 - 12:04.

Some people may want to come down on MJ because their stupidity allows them to believe he was a pedophile, but did anyone stop to think that if these things are true then after the first finger was pointed every parent after, that sent their kid to stay the night over at his ranch or allowed their child to hang out with MJ is just as guilty, who the hell does that, as a parent of 3 children, I would NEVER in a million years let my children be with anyone who has been on trial for molesting a kid. If anyone should have been on trial it should have been the parents of these children that were supposedly molested, the parents for their stupidity, carelessness, and for endangering their own. What it all comes down to is MJ did not do these things, the parents used their children as pawns to extort money, I've heard of parents looking at their child as a paycheck but God damned, they would even do it at the cost of their own childs mental health. Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed and the world saw numerous cases of why this should be a law, shame on the parents of these children.