VIRAL VIDEO OF THE DAY: MAYNARD BEATS FAN

We don't know when this happened, where it happened, or why exactly, but as mentioned in the "Fight Club" sidebar to the cover story in Revolver's new Ultimate Fighting Issue, there's video online of Maynard James Keenan getting all Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu on an apparent fan who unwisely encroaches on his stage during a Tool performance. Watch the clip below. And yeah, stay off of Tool's stage, kids.