GUEST BLOG: LANDMINE MARATHON'S GRACE PERRY

Shit’s getting real: The cover artwork for Rusted Eyes Awake has arrived and my perception of modern art and my personal take on society and culture have been completely redefined. Ron Koupal (the artist) has outdone himself and all those who came before him. Ron is a God with a paintbrush, Satan with a pencil, William Shatner with a crayon. He has arrived and his genius is fully apparent on the gruesome cover. A gnarly, liquefied skull hovers over a moonlit skyline. It’s sleepy or something, so its eyes are nailed open. It is an overwhelmingly brutal, super-brutal duder.

The inside will be filled with pandas—razor-toothed hard-nuts panda killers, ready for death fights. Also, lyrics, credits, used condoms, etc...

As for the album itself, Dave Shirk from Sonorus Mastering has completed the final stage of perfection. He is the sweat on Landmine’s balls, he keeps us cool in the heat, and he has a beautiful musk that only the manliest manly man can produce. His dick is huge, they say.

Now, the album is heading to Level Plane headquarters, housed in Lord Greg Drudy’s stony castle sexy party. It is brilliant. Lord Greg is brilliant. Together they will conquer they world and we, the little people, the insignificant artists who created the masterpiece, will regret having ever constructed the weapon that would lead to the realization of Lord G’s evil plot.

Whatever, he's a nice guy. Really nice.

Speaking of really nice guys, we’re hopefully planning a mini-tour with Graf Orlock. We weren’t going to until they released their newest shirt. (Sorry, Heath Ledger—you're super talented and shit, but you’re deader than the Macarena and we’re all learning to find the humor in that. It’s everywhere.)

I can't quit you, Graf Orlock.

Grace

P.S. Who digs bachelor parties? You’re all invited to Ryan’s coming up next Saturday! Come celebrate with us before he gets hitched and we never see the ol’ salty dog again! Party!

P.S.S. Jeff Owens you BETTER be there, because there will be so many awesome tits.