WEB EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: CRYPTOPSY DRUMMER FLO MOUNIER AND NEW VOCALIST MATT McGACHY ON THEIR LATEST ALBUM, ‘THE UNSPOKEN KING’

Just two days after their controversial new album The Unspoken King hit stores, Canadian death-metal legends Cryptopsy rolled into New York City with the Summer Slaughter Tour on the tail end of a fan and critic backlash. It wasn’t the new album’s release that had bloggers and critics up in arms about the band’s alleged “new sound”; it was the March leaking of the track “Bemoan the Martyr,” which featured the Montreal metallers’ signature screaming vocals but also introduced some singing, that had fans crying, “Metalcore!” When the band took the stage Thursday night, they proved that the direction they took with the new album made for a purely brutal live performance.



The Unspoken King is Cryptopsy’s eighth studio effort and marks the debut of new vocalist Matt McGachy of 3 Mile Scream, who replaced the departing Dan “Lord Worm” Greening, while introducing a dynamic new sound with cleaner vocals, a few melodic guitar parts, and a touch of keyboard. Despite the backlash among fans, in fact only a small proportion of the new album includes the much-criticized sung vocals; the majority of the album presents the same screaming and grinding technical death metal the band has so faithfully offered its fans. Revolver caught up with McGachy and drummer Flo Mounier before the show to discuss the new album and the band’s lineup changes.

REVOLVER What inspired you to take a new, dynamic direction with The Unspoken King?
FLO MOUNIER We’ve always been inspired by different singers in general and have always wanted to experiment with different vocal ranges and styles and stuff like that and haven’t had a chance on previous albums. When we and Lord Worm kind of parted ways, we went around trying to find a singer who had that range and who would be able to experiment with different vocals and different kinds of moves and stuff. So, that’s basically why we did this. But it’s been in the works for a long time.


Would you call this album typical of Cryptopsy?
MOUNIER It’s something new, for sure. But for us, it’s just another album. From album to album, we like to mix things up and change things a little bit. I guess this is more of a bigger step. We don’t want our albums to sound alike from one to the next. I wouldn’t say its an evolution, I’d say its another step to experiment with our ideas.

Three tracks leaked before the album came out, and some diehard fans voiced their disappointment in them on the Internet. Were you surprised at this reaction?
MOUNIER I was surprised how thoughtless some people can be in their comments. I mean, constructive criticism is always good. That’s something everyone should take. But I was surprised at how many people are, like, really overreacting. But they’ve been seeing us live now, in Mexico and Europe and now in the States, and the reaction has changed a lot on the forums and on the internet. People are starting to understand what the mood of the album is. So that’s helping. But some of it was quite funny.
MATT McGACHY We take it in stride.
MOUNIER You have to.
McGACHY If you listen to our intro tonight, it’s sort of a response to this.

A lot of the criticism was focused on the singing on the album.
MOUNIER It’s just, like 10 percent, or 15 percent.
McGACHY It’s just that it’s something that the fans never would have anticipated or expected from us.

Do you take critiques from fans and critics into consideration when writing a new album?
McGACHY Well, it’s about how the person’s criticism is presented. How they present it will influence how we perceive it. People come across saying, “Oh, I really don’t like this new album,” but it’s constructive criticism.
MOUNIER People say we should change the name of the band. [Mockingly] Oh yeah, we’ll do that. We’ll do that suggestion.
McGACHY What’s next, trying Ozzfest? That was an insult from one of the shows.
MOUNIER I mean, yeah. Yeah, why not. We’ll do Ozzfest.

Where do you draw your inspiration from when writing a new album?
MOUNIER The mind frame that we’re at in the moment, where some stuff comes out, determines how it comes out. If it’s no good we’ll scrap it right away, but if it sounds interesting we’ll go with it. Everything Cryptopsy does is influenced by different styles of music. We’re not metal-influenced only. Listening to Massive Attack, I had an idea for a song. You just take bits and pieces of all these sorts of styles of music and you put them in this melting pot.

So, there are two new additions to the band. How are they working out?
MOUNIER Well, it’s just one, because the keyboardist is not a full-time member. We had plans to do something more, but there wasn’t as much keyboards as anticipated, so we don’t really need to carry an extra person.
McGACHY For one song.
MOUNIER And Matt is doing amazing. People are blown away by what he can do, and we’re getting really good reactions to the live shows.

How did you fellas meet?
MOUNIER Matt plays in a band called 3 Mile Scream, and I was at one of his shows. At that time we had in mind that we were, uh, looking for another singer, so I was paying attention to different bands that were playing. It was like a festival thing, and I heard him singing and he sounded really powerful to me and on key for the clean parts and stuff. I talked to him and offered him a chance to try out. It took a little bit of thinking.
McGACHY Yup, and upon some reflection, I played with them again while I was in 3 Mile, and I was like, I have to be in this band. So, I called them back and I went for some auditions, and that’s it.


How has Matt helped build Cryptopsy’s sound?
MOUNIER Matt is a singer. Matt has control of his voice. He’s a professional as much as we’re professionals in playing our instruments. He’s added a lot of professionalism and energy as far as that goes.

How big of a role did you have in writing the new album, Matt?
McGACHY Well, they already had many of the songs completed, so I came in and just worked on my vocal parts. I sort of came in for the jamming process, I didn’t do much writing.
MOUNIER The next time around.
McGACHY Yeah, the next time.


INTERVIEW BY VALERIE McQUEEN



Cryptopsy's The Unspoken King (Century Media) was released on June 24, 2008.


NEW MUSIC OUT TODAY: 7/01/2008

Executive Editor Brandon Geist is still on his two-week vacation in Israel, but he still found a moment to name his pick for this day of our lord, July 1, 2008.

B’S PICK: Lamb of God - Walk With Me in Hell DVD (Epic)
This is easy—since the latest LoG DVD seems to be the only real metal release hitting stores today. Hopefully it includes something nearly as awesome as that scene in Killadelphia in which Mark Morton kicks Randy Blythe’s drunken ass. Unfortunately, being over in the Holy Land, I missed the preview of the thing in NYC this past Friday (which I think pretty much every other member of the Revolver staff attended), so I can’t really say.


GUEST BLOG: LANDMINE MARATHON'S GRACE PERRY

Shit’s getting real: The cover artwork for Rusted Eyes Awake has arrived and my perception of modern art and my personal take on society and culture have been completely redefined. Ron Koupal (the artist) has outdone himself and all those who came before him. Ron is a God with a paintbrush, Satan with a pencil, William Shatner with a crayon. He has arrived and his genius is fully apparent on the gruesome cover. A gnarly, liquefied skull hovers over a moonlit skyline. It’s sleepy or something, so its eyes are nailed open. It is an overwhelmingly brutal, super-brutal duder.

The inside will be filled with pandas—razor-toothed hard-nuts panda killers, ready for death fights. Also, lyrics, credits, used condoms, etc...

As for the album itself, Dave Shirk from Sonorus Mastering has completed the final stage of perfection. He is the sweat on Landmine’s balls, he keeps us cool in the heat, and he has a beautiful musk that only the manliest manly man can produce. His dick is huge, they say.



Now, the album is heading to Level Plane headquarters, housed in Lord Greg Drudy’s stony castle sexy party. It is brilliant. Lord Greg is brilliant. Together they will conquer they world and we, the little people, the insignificant artists who created the masterpiece, will regret having ever constructed the weapon that would lead to the realization of Lord G’s evil plot.

Whatever, he's a nice guy. Really nice.Whatever, he's a nice guy. Really nice.

Speaking of really nice guys, we’re hopefully planning a mini-tour with Graf Orlock. We weren’t going to until they released their newest shirt. (Sorry, Heath Ledger—you're super talented and shit, but you’re deader than the Macarena and we’re all learning to find the humor in that. It’s everywhere.)

I can't quit you, Graf Orlock.I can't quit you, Graf Orlock.

Grace

P.S. Who digs bachelor parties? You’re all invited to Ryan’s coming up next Saturday! Come celebrate with us before he gets hitched and we never see the ol’ salty dog again! Party!

P.S.S. Jeff Owens you BETTER be there, because there will be so many awesome tits.



LOVE AND SEX ADVICE FROM REVOLVER’S HOTTEST PHOTO DIRECTOR (WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT)

As the Revolver Photo Director and proud owner of a vagina, I feel more than qualified to offer up honest, raw, and unadulterated advice regarding all things related to sex, the female body, and relationships. So, all you metalhead freaks out there, please email me your most dire, dirty, sick, and twisted questions about women and the way we work, from our emotional hearts to our even more complicated parts. Girls are also welcome to fire off some questions; I’m sure the guys reading my blog would love to hear what’s on your mind as well. Email me at RevolvHer@gmail.com.

Dear RevolvHer,
It’s summertime and I am gearing up for some days at the beach. I am curious about pubic-hair grooming. Basically, my boyfriend is constantly urging me to go completely bare. The furthest I have gone with my hair “down there” is the typical landing strip. I am wondering if I should use the beachwear excuse as reason to give my boyfriend the gift of a Brazilian waxing/shaving thing? Is it dangerous? Will it hurt? Do I wax or shave? Is doing this kind of thing for a man totally anti-feminist? What are your thoughts on this matter? I have never had a guy care what was going on down there before, and part of me is annoyed that he cares. Like, why does he want me to look like a little girl?
Thanks,
Curious


Dear Curious,
This is a pretty timely question, with bathing-suit season upon us, and a question that I too have grappled with from time to time over the years. The first time that I went full-on bare “down there,” I did it to impress a guy I was about to disrobe in front of during our first overnight sex romp. At the time, I was working at a fancy magazine with the kind of girls that did things like get Brazilian waxes for their investment-banker boyfriends. One of these girls insisted that I go with her to the infamous Brazilian J Sisters Salon on 57th street in order to get my sacred earth scorched properly. It hurt like hell and was totally awkward (legs over head, butt cheeks spread open awkwardly). Being that my father is a gynecologist who has put the fear of god into me about my vagina, I entered into the situation with lot of hangups about whether or it this was a sanitary venture. What I learned is that good places will use clean, high-end wax to avoid spreading bacteria, so I ended up being just fine. I didn’t enjoy having my pubic hairs yanked out by the Brazilian chick, but the aftermath was an incredible new feeling that I recommend trying at least once. It was amazing to not have the hair barrier between my flesh and whatever was touching my area, e.g. my boyfriend, myself, or whatever small, vibrating device I happened to stumble upon. I realized at that moment that while I had gotten my hair removed to please my boyfriend, I ended up reaping more of the benefits. I have since played around with various pubic-hair styles and lengths, sometimes shaving, sometimes waxing, sometimes growing it out for a change, and sometimes just trimming it a bit. I definitely would never date a man who made it a requirement that I be hairless for his sexual pleasure. I think it’s a major red flag when men have a pubic-hair hangup. If a man requires his girl to be shaven or waxed completely in order to have sex with her, he either has some kind of issue with fucking a real woman, or he has seen one too many porno flicks. That is just my own personal view on the matter. Whenever I start a new sexual relationship with a man, if he is into a real woman, with pubic hair, that is usually a sign that the sex will be off the hook. I can then do what I like with my body to further my own pleasure and to make it more erotic for myself, or as a special treat.

Now, for some clinical words of caution about shaving and waxing, if you decide to go forward in your beachware and boyfriend-pleasing venture. Sometimes razor burn or ingrown hairs can occur. Be sure to visit an upscale salon or spa for a wax job; do not skimp when it comes to letting someone pour hot wax on your girl parts and tear out your pubes. The good places will also remove your ingrown hairs surgically, which rules. Also, make sure to buy whatever post-wax product the spa recommends; they are not trying to steal your money, I promise. I personally stand by these ingrown-hair-eliminating pads from Bliss. Bliss is also a spa I highly recommend for a good Brazilian wax—and they are all over the place. If you opt for shaving, exfoliate first, use a fresh, clean, good razor each time, and go with the grain on the first pass, and then against the grain on the second pass. Apply a good lotion afterwards to soothe the skin. Aveeno lotion is pretty awesome.

My favorite girly blog site, Jezebel, did a great debate on the pros and cons of various methods of pubic-hair maintenance, so for more info on the matter, I suggest some further reading on the topic here.

Good luck, lady, and remember, whatever you choose to do, it’s just hair…so have fun with it, it’ll grow back.

xxx
RevolvHer


NEW MUSIC OUT TODAY: 6/24/2008

Executive Editor Brandon Geist is off on a two-week vacation in Israel, so he ain’t got time to rap on all the new albums hitting record stores on this day of our lord, June 24, 2008. But he did find a moment to name his pick of the week.

B’S PICK: Made Out of Babies - The Ruiner (The End)
Honestly, I’ve listened to the new Cancer Bats album, Hail Destroyer, which also comes out today, a lot more than this record, but their lead singer isn’t nearly as undeniably awesome as MOOB’s Julie Christmas. She’s part Björk, part PJ Harvey, part Karen O, part motherfucking Medea. Plus, the Cancer Bats singer is a dude.





Aborted - Strychnine: 213 (Century Media)


Beneath the Sky - The Day the Music Died (Victory)


Cancer Bats - Hail Destroyer (Black Market Activities/Metal Blade)

Carnifex - The Diseased and the Poisoned (Victory)


Coffin - Buried Death (20 Buck Spin)

Cryptopsy - The Unspoken King (Century Media)


Daylight Dies - Lost to the Living (Candlelight)

Deadbird - Twilight Ritual (At A Loss)


Despised Icon - The Ills of Modern Man CD/DVD (Century Media)

Destinity - The Inside (Lifeforce)

Ephel Duath - Through My Dogs Eyes (Earache)


Gama Bomb - Citizen Brain (Earache)

Knights Of The Abyss - Shades (Ferret)


Know The Score - All Guts, No Glory (Eulogy)

My Chemical Romance - The Black Parade Is Dead! CD/DVD (Warner)

Scar Symmetry - Holographic Universe (Nuclear Blast)


Sweet Cobra - Forever (Black Market Activities/Metal Blade)


Take It Back! - Can't Fight Robots (Facedown)

Turmoil - The International Language Of... (Eulogy)

Withered - Folie Circulaire (Prosthetic)

Years Spent Cold - Moving Heaven to Hell (Eulogy)


GUEST BLOG: LANDMINE MARATHON'S GRACE PERRY

A funny thing happened on the way to the blog…I listened to the first mix of Landmine's new album, Rusted Eyes Awake, and woke up three days later in my bedroom with a fucked-up headache and a sock full of Vaseline in my right hand. My bed was pushed up against the window with every sharp object in the house stabbed into the side, including every spoon, fork, and butter knife. A half-shaved cat (not my cat) was licking what looked like blood off its paws in the corner.





The rest of my house, smelling of whiskey, campfires, and sour milk, was an equally mysterious wreck. Eight teenage Chinese boys were chained together at the foot of the couch, naked and possibly not breathing. Every dish, pot, and pan in the kitchen was lying on the floor, broken or dented, while a small fire in the middle of the linoleum still burned. Three books, all copies of William Shatner's Tek War, kept the fire going. The thermostat was set to 40, and it was cold, so I warmed myself by the little fire, trying to pull together what the fuck had happened. My head still hurt, my legs hurt, and worst and most disturbing, my ass was killing me.

I realized then that the album, still playing on repeat, had somehow gotten turned up to full volume, becoming an indecipherable cacophony of brutality. I started to think that it was meant to be played that loud, that it took on a different meaning that way, somehow became a different album. I passed out again.

I woke up 10 minutes ago to the sound of the Chinese boys trying to escape. I found my laptop, which was covered in cat hair and honey, and wrote this for you. What the fuck happened, right? It seems the album blew my fucking mind. Some crazy shit went down. I'll never know exactly what, but I do know this: Rusted Eyes Awake, even in its embryonic state, inspired a brief psychotic binge/orgy/kill fest that I may never recall the true joy of. I'll be leaving for band practice in just a few short hours. Hopefully I can gain some sanity or sobriety by then.

XOXO
Grace


Grace, in a more innocent time.Grace, in a more innocent time.


GRAPHIC VIOLENCE: ARTIST “GHOULISH” GARY PULLIN ON PAINTING DEICIDE

Hello, kids. Josh Bernstein here, Revolver‘s Art Director. Each month, we try to bring you new work from the most cutting-edge and underground painters, illustrators, and designers in the world. When I started here at Revolver a few years back, I made it my personal goal to inject more artwork into the magazine, especially after realizing how many bands still go for the generic shot of five dudes looking angry against a brick wall. Looking at most magazines, you would think that all bands are always angry, and hang out exclusively in warehouses and abandoned buildings! Metal—you’ve been put on notice! Embrace your uniqueness and differences. We have enough My Chems and Hatebreeds.

The truth is, I’ve met many of these bands, and they’re usually funny, bright, and talented. Get a camera out and they start looking sullen, bored, tough, and “scary.” The only way I figured I could attack this problem (besides ambushing every photo shoot) was to incorporate more illustration. When I was a kid (way back in the days of Iron Maiden, Megadeth, and Dio), bands really relied on art and mascots as a way to further their music’s message. They were more than successful with this foray into art—the images in many cases have outlasted the popularity of the bands. And in the case of Dio—did you really wanna see a photo cover? Yikes! Today, Derek Riggs’s Iron Maiden artwork can be seen everywhere, from high school dirtbags to Hollywood hipsters. Good art is good art whether it’s retro, ironic, or just plain awesome.

Many artists in our magazine have later contacted us with the overjoyed news that they had been illustrated, and whether it’s from Scott Ian, Clutch, Mastodon, Sammy Hagar, or the devil himself, the feedback has always been great. In this blog, I want to show our readers and young aspiring artists out there the behind-the-scenes processes of Revolver‘s ever growing collection of art. With talents like Ed Repka, Paul Romano, Seldon Hunt, Tara McPherson, Wes Benscoter, Simon Bisley, Danny Hellman, Steve Chanks, EGR, and, of course, myself, we’ll show you step by step how to take your artwork from silly idea to thumbnail sketch to printed masterpiece! So without further ado, here’s “Ghoulish” Gary Pullin…

Revolver‘s art director, Josh Bernstein, asked me to put together a tutorial on how I created the illustration of Glen Benton of Deicide for their “Going Postal” section in the current issue [August, 2008]. So, I’ll do my best to show you the process I went through for this particular piece. I should mention that I work both traditionally and digitally, finalizing most of the work I do on my trusty Mac. Please bear with me, I’m still feeling the aftershock of the one too many pints of Guinness I drank this weekend.

Step 1
Reference and research. I admit I don’t know much about Deicide, other than spotting metal dudes wearing T-shirts at various metal shows, so I looked further into the band. I found some reference photos via their website and asked Josh to provide some shots of Glen. I remember thinking, Oh yeah... he’s the guy who burned the upside-down cross on his head. Cool! After listening to the infamous song “Fuck Your God,” which has been used to torture terror suspects by the U.S. Army, I was immediately inspired.

Step 2
Josh mentioned he wanted Glen sitting in a chair, burning fan mail in a fireplace in a home library. I quickly drew up some sketches, and Figure 1(a) represents my first attempt.



But after reevaluating the sketch and getting Josh’s feedback, we decided Figure 1(b), which showed more of the room and Glen tossing letters into a fireplace, was the way to go.



Step 3
Normally, I’ll redraw the piece by tracing over my rough concept. I’ll tighten up the line work, finalize a black-and-white illustration with pen and ink or pencil, scan it in, clean it up, and then start the coloring process in Adobe Photoshop.

But in this case, I started drawing right on the computer using a Wacom Tablet*. I created a new high-resolution file in Corel Painter IX (a new painting and drawing program I’ve recently been experimenting with. It totally blows Photoshop away with its realistic brush and paint effects). I created a layer on top of the rough drawing and started on the outline. This is where you can refine the illustration more, taking your time and adding details here and there. After a bit of experimenting, I ended up using the acrylic paint option to create the outline. This step can take hours of drawing and tweaking. There are a hundreds of ways you can create effects in Painter IX. I can’t even begin to explain how it all works, so check out this link if you’re interested in the program.

When working with any new medium, it takes time to explore and learn through a series of trials and errors. Every artist works differently, finding their way to the end result. I just try and do what works best for me in the amount of time I have on a project.



*NOTE: I now use a Wacom Tablet to draw digitally. I can’t express how much this tool kicks ass. The tablet pen acts just like a real pen or paintbrush. You can draw more fluidly and control the pressure by how soft or hard you touch the pad. I hardly use a mouse now.

TabletTablet

Step 4
After the black outline is more or less done, I delete the rough sketch and start playing around with the brush and paint options to color the piece. Again, I’m going through the color palettes, paint options, and brushes, constantly exploring the different effects.

I paint on a layer beneath the black outline, building up the layers of colour. Figure 3(a) looks really crude at this point, but I toggle the outline layer on and off a lot during this stage, adding and subtracting things and to see how it’s shaping up, as shown in Figure 3(b).





Step 5
Once most of the coloring is done in Corel Painter, I open the illustration in Adobe Photoshop. The great thing about Corel Painter is that you can save the file as a .tif file and open it back up in Photoshop without losing any of the layers (it won’t flatten the file) and play with it some more. You can create the backgrounds, add lighting effects, or what ever else you think it may need.

I needed to add some wallpaper to Glen’s den, and I was not really thrilled with the fire I drew, so I decided to search for some wallpaper and fire photographs. When I’m in a pinch and I need textures, backgrounds, or anything else, I go to iStock.com. I can buy some credits, search through their image library, and download what I need. There are also a lot of royalty-free stock sites out there where you can find just about any texture or image you need. Google is your friend.

I added the wallpaper by clipping out the areas I need and changing the color of the stock image to red, and then placed the fireplace pic, which I manipulated a bit in Photoshop, playing with the contrast of the fire. Then on to the next step.

There’s still Glen’s tattoos and some coloring to deal with, so I worked on that next. For the tattoo, I found a pic of the one on his right forearm, redrew it separately, scanned it in, and placed it on the file. I also added a Deicide logo on Glen’s jersey, for further recognition.



Step 6
Almost done! I’ve decided to finish the piece in Photoshop. The fireplace is the source of light, so I wanted to add a warm, glowing feeling to it. I brushed in more of the yellowish cast of light, keeping in mind the strong light source from the fire.

I also brushed in a layer of black around the corners of the piece to darken the room, therefore drawing your eye into the center of the piece. One final layer, an antiqued paper texture, is added for a more textured overall look and also gives the illustration a warmer feel.



So after a few late nights and more than a few cigarettes, there’s the final product. Hope you enjoyed the tutorial, and thanks for reading.

Ghoulishly yours,
Gary

ghoulishgary.com
Design. Illustration. Monsters!

gary@ghoulishgary.com


LOVE AND SEX ADVICE FROM REVOLVER’S HOTTEST PHOTO DIRECTOR (WARNING: EXPLICIT CONTENT)

As the Revolver Photo Director and proud owner of a vagina, I feel more than qualified to offer up honest, raw, and unadulterated advice regarding all things related to sex, the female body, and relationships. So, all you metalhead freaks out there, please email me your most dire, dirty, sick, and twisted questions about women and the way we work, from our emotional hearts to our even more complicated parts. Girls are also welcome to fire off some questions; I’m sure the guys reading my blog would love to hear what’s on your mind as well. Email me at RevolvHer@gmail.com.

Hey there,
I am a 25-year-old metalhead guy who has a few questions to ask:

First of all, I have a curved penis, much like Gonzo’s nose (the muppet), and I was just curious if this could have any positive/negative effect while having sex with a woman?

Second, I have been celibate for over three years now, mostly because of school, and I’m just trying to get my life in order. Any tips on jumping back into the game? Because I’m almost on the verge of insanity from the lack of sex. (And please don’t tell me to try dating sites: I don’t have the time, money, or patience.)

How important are looks for women when it comes to guys? Are they as important to women as they are for men? (For me it’s about 60%.)

And finally, I’m looking for a nice, cute/hot metalhead chick who’s not a stripper and/or a groupie, but just about every concert I go to, all the good-looking girls are there with a guy. I need some serious advice about trying to find a good, honest, down-to-earth girl, and keeping her. Where do I start?

Thanx,
Girl-Stumped in Milwaukee.


Hey Girl-Stumped,
I love your letter because you seem very genuine and smart, and like you are taking care of yourself. If those traits come through in just a brief note to a perverted sex blogger, then you better bet your cute curved cock that they will come through to some hot, smart metal chick eventually!

The curved-dick dilemma seems like a common concern for young men with that affliction. I personally believe the curving is caused by the sheer weight of a big dick, as most of the ones I have seen were pretty damn big. I can speak from having experienced a few Gonzo-esque units that it is nothing but pleasurable each time. The curved penis actually has many benefits when it comes to pleasing a lady. It can reach places inside a vagina that a straight penis just can’t seem to go. For example, a curved penis can reach the elusive “back wall” that triggers the anus a bit during intercourse. Also, if you get into just the right position with your girl, your magical penis can hit the other most elusive and pleasurable place on the planet, the G-Spot. So while I can completely understand why you would have some hesitancy about not looking “normal” down there, trust me, it is something to embrace and learn to love.

Now, on to the more pressing issue: your need to get some smart rock-chick ass. I think you are halfway to your goal, my friend. The fact that you are open to meeting someone real for a serious relationship means that you want quality, and that might take some time. It also means that you might not find that girl at a rock show or bar. You might need a friend to introduce you to their hot friends. Or you might have to stumble upon some girl in the magazine section of a bookstore while picking up a copy of Revolver, or the book section looking at the rock and roll biographies. Maybe you have to be a bit more assertive and start up a conversation with a girl at a coffee shop while on line for a manly drink like a double espresso. It is totally mortifying and hard to do these things, but if you set your eyes on the prize, you will come away with at least some more confidence. You might get rejected a few times by girls that are in relationships, or girls who just plain suck. Rejection is all part of putting yourself out there.

As for your question about how important looks are to women, I think it is very hard to generalize. Some women are just as shallow as some men can be. But some women are just looking for you to make them laugh and feel good. The one piece of advice I can offer you is that all women are looking for someone to make them feel special, beautiful, and smart. If you can do that, then you are golden. Act as if, baby! Act as if you are the most awesome guy in the room and women will dig that. Not cocky, but just confident. Even if you are wracked with self-doubt, you want to project to women that you know what you are doing. A good metal chick will look past the superficial and see that you are a good guy with a sweet curved cock. She may take some time to find, but when you do, it will be worth it.
xxx
RevolvHer

Dear Revolvher,
I am 17 and living in Mississippi, of all places. I need advice about my current boyfriend. He is one year younger than me, and he lives an hour away from me. Sometimes I feel like he doesn’t care about me, ’cause he gets annoyed when I text or call him asking him what’s up or just telling him I love him. What should I do? I get the impression that he hates me at times. Oh yeah, when I do see him all we do is make out, have sex, shop, or I watch him act stupid or do drugs. What do I do? Help please.
Samantha, a concerned girlfriend


Dear Samantha,
It would be very easy for me to sit here as a jaded 31-year-old in my safe little cubicle and tell you, a fresh 17-year-old thing, to dump that loser and fast.

Trouble is, I know all too well how incredibly hard that is to do. You are a girl who loves too much. I know this, because I am a grown woman who loves too much. We love men who sometimes can’t reciprocate our love completely. This is not because we are unlovable, but because the men we choose to love are emotionally incapable of loving us as much as we love them—either because they are addicts or just kinda fucked up. Your boyfriend might be a great guy that makes you happy on occasion, but right now he is more focused on his needs than on you. He is busy getting loaded and acting stupid. I know that you text him hoping that he will respond with the words you want hear (“I love you too! I miss you!”), but this expectation might only lead you to get let down over and over again.

Sometimes, when I find myself in a situation like the one you are describing, I like to try to figure out my part in the whole scenario. Such as, what am I getting out of this relationship? Why am I in this? I might write down my boyfriend's name on a piece of paper, why I am angry with him, and how it is affecting me. Then I will look at it and see what I am doing to perpetuate the badness of our relationship. Maybe I am allowing him to keep treating me like shit by staying in the relationship even though he isn’t meeting my needs. Maybe I’m asking a man to love me who is more focused on getting high. Loving drug addicts is one of the worst pains I have ever experienced. They are incredibly loveable, but they have no ability to give love back when they are using. They are having a love affair with the dope. You deserve to have a man text you back, baby. I hope that some of what I say helps you to see that. If you want to read a great self-help book on this subject, check out this link.

You have your own path, and I know you will find your way to someone who will have sex with you, go shopping with you, and love you!

xxx
RevolvHer


NEW MUSIC OUT TODAY: 6/17/2008

Executive Editor Brandon Geist’s leaving tomorrow for a two-week vacation in Israel, so he ain’t got time to rap on all the new albums hitting record stores on this day of our lord, June 17, 2008. But he did find a moment to name his pick of the week.

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B’S PICK: Gridlink - Amber Gray (Hydra Head)
Absolutely psycho katana-sharp, anime-shrill, Shinkansen-fast grindcore from former-Discordance Axis frontninja Jon Chang.







Clouds - We Are Above You (Hydra Head)

From Autumn To Ashes - Live At Looney Tunes (Vagrant)

Judas Priest - Nostradamus (Epic)

Katsumoto - Burn Em Down, Wipe Em Out (Uprising)

The Number Twelve Looks Like You - Here At The End Of All Things DVD (Eyeball)

U.S. Christmas - Eat The Low Dogs (Neurot)


WEB EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: AN ALBATROSS’ JAY HUDAK QUESTIONS DAVE CLIFFORD AND JOSH HUGHES OF THE VSS

The VSS were a short-lived genre-bending punk group from Boulder, Colorado, which spawned a few singles and only one full-length LP, Nervous Circuits (Honey Bear, 1997), but their influential reverberations are felt in several current groups today, such as instru-metal Neurosis associates Red Sparowes.

Photo by Paul Drake the vss an albatross tool slipknot metallica atreyu panteraThe VSS, photo by Paul Drake

Featuring members vocalist Sonny Kay (who went on to form Year Future and run the now-defunct label imprint GSL), guitarist Josh Hughes (now in Rabbits and formerly in Pleasure Forever), bassist-keyboardist Andrew Rothbard (ex-Pleasure Forever), and drummer Dave Clifford (Red Sparowes, ex-Pleasure Forever), Nervous Circuits had been long out of print until now.

On May 22nd, 2008 Hydra Head Records officially re-released and remastered the album in a beautifully packaged double gatefold CD/DVD set. The bonus DVD features a set of shows from the band’s brief history, all captured from lo-fi 10th generation VHS cassette. The deluxe edition features an additional CD, The Skin Of Tiny Teeth, with an entire albums worth of outtakes, covers, and unreleased material. Bassist of psyche-grind outfit An Albatross Jay Hudak, himself a big fan of the VSS, recently took the time to ask drummer Dave Clifford and guitarist Josh Hughes to shed light on the past and share their feelings on the present and the future.

JAY HUDAK Firstly, It's been over a decade since the initial release of Nervous Circuits. Why a reissue now, and how did the band decide on the re-release for Hydra Head?
DAVE CLIFFORD We obviously had never intended for the album to go out of print in the first place, but over the years I think we've all been reminded by some people that it was an influential record for them and it just seemed odd that it was so difficult to find. I kind of relished the obscurity of it for a while—thinking of it as a missing piece of a subcultural puzzle. But, in recent years whenever I'd be reminded of Nervous Circuits—whether it be noticing the album collecting dust in my collection, or in the process of writing songs in my subsequent bands—I would think of all the things I wish we could've improved on it had we had the time, the budget, etc. And, stumbling upon some lost songs—some of which are now included on the limited bonus CD, The Skin Of Tiny Teeth—as well as receiving videos from various people, it seemed apparent that the full story of the band hadn't been told. And, considering the number of misconceptions about the VSS, as we were edging toward the 10-year anniversary it seemed like the time was right to reissue it. The only problem being: Would anyone even care at this point?
     When I approached Hydra Head about the reissue idea, I was utterly floored by their enthusiastic response. They were really instrumental in encouraging us to really take the whole project over the top with fancy packaging, bonus songs, etc. We had already blown the whole thing up into this insane sounding project with a DVD of documentary and live footage, plus photos, fliers, etc. On top of that, I had always wanted to try to get a better mix for the album, and thought that the reissue could involve both the original mixes and a newly revised one, where we could actually have more than the day and a half to mix a full album than we did back in ’96. However, the master tapes were nowhere to be found. The studio that we'd recorded in had long since shut down and the owner couldn't be located. Another possibility was that they were destroyed in the fire at Lance Hahn's—whose Honey Bear label originally released the album—apartment a few years back. Sadly, Lance died just before we started into this project in earnest. So, we opted to work with the original artifact as it was—perhaps a better idea, anyway. Certainly, we knew to avoid the ZZ Top 6-Pack syndrome, but no matter what, it did seem that no matter what we did to remix, it wouldn't ever match the frayed chaos of the original mix. So, instead, we went for the best possible remastering job we could do and dug up a bunch of bonus material for a separate disc. Hydra Head seemed like a natural choice for the reissue as the label really stands alone in the independent underground as sort of a lone bastion for music that combines intensity and creativity in a world of banal indie rock. Because, you know, GSL—Gold Standard Laboratories, Sonny Kay's label—was closing up shop.

HUDAK How did The VSS come to form in 1995? How did you all meet?
CLIFFORD I'd known Sonny for many years, both of us growing up around Boulder, Colorado, being involved in our own bands in a very small scene. By 1993, his band Angel Hair had really come into its own, and I was a huge fan. When Josh joined, the band really took off. Fortunately, my roommate, Paul was the drummer and he asked me to tour with them as a roadie. After a few really great, exciting tours, Angel Hair broke up suddenly in January 1995. I'd become good friends with everyone in the band and I really wanted it to continue. Talking to Sonny and Josh, literally the day after the band broke up, we talked about starting a new band. I offered to play drums, though being a guitarist, I really had no experience playing them. Regardless, I bought a drum set that week and we commenced with the new band, with Angel Hair bassist, Todd Corbett. However, Todd also felt the urge to leave town—not surprising, since Boulder is a dull, remote college town—and moved to Portland. Undaunted, the rest of us immediately agreed that the perfect replacement would be Andy Rothbard, who had shown tremendous talent in another local band. We coaxed Andy to join us, and the band solidified. We practiced at least five days per week, sometimes twice a day, for anywhere from three to six hours. I loved every minute of it. And, while my rudimentary skills were a setback, we started to feel a definitive aesthetic forming amongst us that was not tethered to anything happening locally, and also breaching the proto-screamo sound to which Angel Hair had been bound.
HUGHES I moved from the east coast to Boulder with my younger brother in 1993 to go to school. My brother became friends with Andy Arahood, who was playing guitar in Angel Hair and is now in Red Sparowes with Dave, and found out that their guitar player had quit. I called him up and said I'd play, and so I first met Sonny when they came to pick me up for my first practice, which involved us going to the drummer's house and sitting in the van and talking because he never showed up. So, when they dropped me off I said, “Maybe I can try out next time,” and they were like, “Oh, you can pretty much be in the band since you're like the 10th guitar player we had in a year.” That drummer was soon replaced by Paul, who had played with Angel Hair before, and he was best friends with Dave, and he insisted that Dave come on tour with us, and since Dave said he was a good driver we took him along. When Angel Hair broke up because Paul decided to move to California with his girlfriend, Dave and Sonny and I decided to start a band. The bass player from Angel Hair was playing bass for a little, but he decided our new band wasn't really going anywhere, so he decided to move back to Portland. Andy Rothbard, who we all knew from playing shows around Boulder and Denver, was living with Sonny, so Sonny asked him to come play bass for us. And then we found out he could play the keyboard...

HUDAK The expanded reissue of Nervous Circuits almost seems to be the proper release considering the accessibility of the music these days. Nowadays, new music is a point and a click away with the advent of the Internet, YouTube, blogging, and MySpace, as opposed to a more innocent time when people wrote letters to bands, interviewed them for fanzines, and VHS tape traded for information. My first introduction to the band was the self-titled Strike Records 7” Single in 1995, which included no liner notes, track listing, or any information, all of which added to the bands mystique. How interesting is it to you to see how the DIY punk/hardcore scene that you spawned from has changed to less underground, and in what context would you guess the band would exist in if it were still together?
CLIFFORD Hard to say. I don't think that much has really changed since then, aside from the immediacy of access. Just because a new band has songs on MySpace, videos on YouTube, and a blog, it doesn't necessarily mean that anyone is actually paying attention to them. So, really, there are perhaps many more bands in existence now, but it still all comes down to what makes each band unique. Really, the only way that the VSS did get some attention was that we were more like a mobile funhouse ride. But, still even though it was a very energetic and unusual live band, it pretty much only existed within the realm of underground basement shows. The, ahem, oblique mystique was certainly intentional, as everything was intended to seem like an artifact of a mysterious organization—hence the inclusion of "The" to the name.
     If the band were still together, I would at least hope that at this point we'd all become millionaires for unintentionally paving the way for bands like My Chemical Romance and Avenged Sevenfold—perhaps we might've been Avenged Eightfold?—while still retaining our own aesthetic. But, more realistically, that's the way the cookie monster crumbles: The ideas that had pollinated what we did continued to scatter and take route, as they are wont to do. Ideas are far more infectious than bodies. All it takes is someone to tell someone else what seemingly innovative variant is involved in one band without them even having heard them, i.e. "I heard about this band that has a crazy light show and they wear black and have synthesizer...," for another to take that idea and develop it in entirely new directions. The exact same is what created The VSS in the first place...
HUGHES Well, these days the technology for the actual day-to-day operations of a band is much more advanced and cheap. We used to pay a few hundred bucks just to book a tour because we had to pay long-distance charges—until we got a tone dialer. And then when we'd get to a town, we'd have to call the promoter from a pay phone to get directions to his house. And he, hopefully, had put flyers up all over town so people would come. Not much internet or cellphone use, let alone YouTube and MySpace bulletins. Sending and approving artwork, finding a DAT machine to make your master tape for your record, and all that kind of stuff was pretty time-consuming. But at the same, because it was more of a struggle, bands had to work hard and they had to do a good job the first time since it was so costly to repeat things. And you had to make real permanent connections with other bands and people all over the country to even be able to exist. So I always felt that the VSS was a result of that struggle: We took whatever limited means we had and we stretched them and pushed them as far out as we could and tried to connect people with what we were doing in our unique way. I don't know that the VSS would be the same band now, but I think that same spirit of pushing the limits has existed for all four of us in all that we've done since then.

HUDAK Do you feel that the band’s location made for more purity in your music, as opposed to if you lived on a coast where the influences and volume of bands are much more saturated? Also, was living in Colorado a negative thing for getting the music out to people in a pre worldwide information age? Was this a factor in relocating to San Francisco?
CLIFFORD Definitely, the relative isolation of Colorado helped us forge our own sound without the influence of peers. Having been only semi-welcomed outsiders to the Gravity Records scene with Angel Hair, the VSS was not met with much enthusiasm from that scene in the beginning. The VSS very deliberately eschewed the fast-screaming hardcore style in favor of the more forceful primordial power of the Sex Pistols and early Public Image, Ltd. In 1995, underground music was mired in this swamp of technical math-rock and the shaggy dirges of grunge. In a sort of strange and much smaller parallel to the beginnings of punk music's reaction to stadium and prog rock, we set out to create a sound that was simple, monolithic, and actually somewhat frightening. Strangely enough, Colorado has always been home to a lot of weirdos, and unusual sounding bands tend to thrive in that environment. So, while perhaps most people there didn't really "get it," the scene at the time was really starting to thrive and people were generally supportive. However, fortunately, we were all very driven with ideas and wanted to tour as much as possible. Certainly, getting music heard back then was a less immediate process, though I think the information networks and propagation of a meme remains the same today as it was back then, only the medium has changed, i.e. from trading tapes, word of mouth, etc. Bands are still touring today, and it remains one of the best ways for a band to gather fans. Our decision to move to San Francisco wasn't a "career move," we were all just tired of living in Boulder and SF was a city in which we all agreed that we'd like to live.
HUGHES I came from the east coast where there seemed to be a lot more bands and shows. But when I got to Boulder, and Denver, I just thought it was a great scene. Sonny and Paul Drake, our friend and later tour manager, put on some of the first shows I went to, and I was struck with how nice everyone was and how supportive. Even though our bands stuck out like sore thumbs, people still came. I'm sure Andy, Dave, and Sonny have different feelings about it since they all grew up there and were involved for so much longer, but it was really a brand new thing for me. Then again, I hated Boulder and wanted to get out of there as soon as I graduated. When we started the VSS, we had only planned to try to do a 7-inch and a short tour before the end of the summer because everyone wanted to move somewhere else since we were all finishing up school. Sonny and Dave both had girlfriends that wanted to move to California, and my girlfriend and I wanted to get out of Boulder and thought California sounded cool. Andy, who was a little younger than us and had never left Colorado, was ready to go, too. So it really wasn't a planned decision for the whole band to move together, but we all trickled out there over a several month period. It was just a new home base... We never really thought we were going to make it big in San Francisco—and we didn't—because we spent a lot of time on tour. In most ways, San Francisco made being in a band much more difficult.

HUDAK The VSS existed when it was still uncommon for synthesizers to be used in the punk/hardcore scene. Although, it was more common to see shows with diverse bills, and music was not so splintered as it is today. What were the general reactions from the audiences at the time compared to what you were projecting?
CLIFFORD Honestly, I wasn't even paying much attention to the audiences at our shows. I was most interested in the expenditure of energy. It was, set up, play as hard as I could for 15-25 minutes and run off "stage" the second we're done. During that time, I'd imagine that everyone there was inside my mind, feeling the same intensity and catharsis as I. Of course, I'd hoped that people enjoyed it, and I think that eventually, by the summer 1997 tour it seemed that people were really starting to realize that it wasn't a gimmick. That seemed to be the biggest struggle for us: getting people to pay attention to the ideas within the music. We weren't aping the ’80s. It wasn't kitsch. And, perhaps in that it was a bit too challenging for people. HUGHES Some people were really into it, but our general feeling was that we weren't really getting through to most people. We were friends with Antioch Arrow and Clikitat Ikatowi, and they were both using keyboards, so we didn't feel as though we were completely coming out of left field. It's difficult to analyze it now, because I think that my attitude now would be, People are just into different things, and our thing only appeals to some of them. That's fine. But back then, when you're putting everything you have into what you're doing—and I'm including the financial aspects, the sacrifices to having any kind of stability in your personal life, spending most of your days driving a hot, smelly van through nowhere—and you have all that stuff piled up inside you and then you play a really physical show with all these sounds and lights going full blast, you're in this altered state, feeling as though you're projecting your entire life out there, all your choices and decisions have been made so you can do this thing in some room with a bunch of other people you don't know, and when those people don't respond the way you had hoped—and you probably don't even know what you want them to do—you can really feel like shit. Then again, there was that handful of people that thought we were just the best thing they ever saw, and that often made it all worth it.

Photo by Vincent Goldeberg the vss an albatross slipknot tool metallica pantera atreyuThe VSS, photo by Vincent Goldeberg

HUDAK According to the liner notes in Nervous Circuits, the VSS's goal was "to create an environment of total saturation of sound, light, and motion." The VSS was ahead of its time in the sense that it had a strong sense of aesthetic—from style of dress to light shows which predated bands like the Faint and the synth-punk genre, and set a mold to follow for many others. Was it conscious choice that you wanted to separate from what was happening at the time in the era of mid 1990's punk?
CLIFFORD Yes, it definitely was a conscious choice. I have always appreciated bands with a focused aesthetic. Devo, for example, has been a lifelong inspiration. I wanted the VSS to be a total environment for both the audience and ourselves. And, at the time, I was obsessed with Antonin Artaud, the French author/playwright, and I wanted seeing and/or hearing the VSS to be akin to the chills and excitement I felt when I'd first heard the Sex Pistols as a kid. Or, to be as unnerving as when I first heard Bauhaus. Those bands literally scared me when I first heard them. And, they made me realize the visceral power of music. Sonny had the brilliant idea of us having only a few small lights, shining out at the audience and all else completely dark when we'd play. It seemed the perfect way to create that imposing energy, drawing the audience in to by closing out as much of the outside world as we could with volume, intensity and control over what people were able to see. Over time, we developed the overall aesthetic more and more. Of course, we weren't doing anything completely original, but I think that we did it well.
HUGHES I think all four of us had the ability to look at really disparate types of music, performance, and art, and take little bits from all these different things and put them into a coherent framework. For instance, we could see how a light show—something that big rock shows used—could work for us on a very DIY level. I think us dressing alike just developed naturally because we were together so much, but all kinds of performance groups have been doing that for ages, even long before rock and roll existed. So we understood that presentation had always been an important part of performance, especially when you're trying to get a difficult point across. As far as the music goes, we were lucky enough to find each other and smart enough to let everyone do their own thing.

HUDAK You are credited with ushering in a new sound within the boundaries of punk incorporating elements of goth, psych, new wave, rock, and post punk, which later can be heard mutated in what is known in a broader field as modern "noise punk" with bands such as HEALTH, Aids Wolf, etc. Personally, The "noise" tag to me, in regards to classifying a band, is an inherent, somewhat negative terminology in which it alludes to a perception of the music being talentless and unorganized. The VSS, on the other hand, were quite melodic and orchestrated, quite the opposite. How do you feel about being attached to this connotation and do you take any credit for the bands influence in current times?
CLIFFORD I think that you bring up a key point for me: The VSS was really a very melodic band. Andy and Josh are both incredibly creative and talented musicians. People tend to call anything that is densely saturated with layers and volume "noise"—HEALTH is another perfect example; they're a very melodic band that likes to twist and bend the edges of melody and add seemingly incongruous elements. But, perhaps what made the VSS sound like "noise" to some people is that it’s sound was derived from a wide array of influences. When we were all discussing the reissue and how it could be presented, Andy brought up a very significant, although seemingly prosaic point that something that stood out to him was our odd mix of tapes that we'd play in the van: The Birthday Party, Swans, Funkadelic, Public Image Ltd, the Doors, MC5, the Stooges, Gary Numan, Bow Wow Wow, Autoclave, Mission of Burma, Olatunji, et al. And, literally, the music on Nervous Circuits is a rather unusual pastiche of elements from every one of those artists.
      As far as taking credit for being an influence, I know that probably 99% of the bands that might be considered aesthetic descendants have never heard of the VSS. I know the guys in HEALTH, and they'd never heard of the VSS until just recently. I think the VSS, like all the bands before us that we'd echoed, is just another abandoned part of the process of the propagation of ideas spread by endlessly expendable components that drive the ever-evolving super-organism of culture.
HUGHES I don't really agree that noise has negative connotation. Even from a scientific perspective, there's a lot of study on the importance of noise in transmitting signals. But if you're saying that noise is a kind of music without music, I'd have to say it's all on a continuum and it's just where you put yourself down on it. My own taste is that I like noise, but just like anything else, there are people that do it well and people that make complete garbage. As a performer in a band, I prefer to have a more defined song, but we always experimented with feedback and noise and loops when we played live and at practice. We certainly can't take credit for inventing that, with Swans, Scratch Acid, Sonic Youth, and Boyd Rice doing that kind of shit when we were still in junior high. We were feeding some New Wave ideas back through the punk and hardcore that had come after it, but we also had contemporaries that were doing the same. I just don't feel directly responsible for the good or that bad—mostly the bad—that came after us.

HUDAK Being that music is a timeless medium, and now with this reissue being available to a crop of new listeners, would it reopen doors to making music again with each other? Eleven years later, what is in the present and future for the members?
CLIFFORD Honestly, I would absolutely love to play with all those guys again. I'd do it in a heartbeat. I think the idea of doing a "reunion" would be misguided, however. That band most certainly was a byproduct of where each of us were in our lives, and while any of us could easily re-enact past events from our life, it just wouldn't have the same feeling or authenticity. And, the VSS just doesn't seem to be a band befitting nostalgia. It would be really interesting to put the four of us together again now, writing music that reflected where we're coming from collectively now. But, considering how spread apart we live and each of us having our own current music endeavors, it doesn't sound very likely. Besides, who doesn't have a light show these days?
HUGHES I wouldn't definitely rule out playing music together again—although I have ruled it out in the past—but I think it's complicated for a number of reasons. We're all busy with our own things, bands and otherwise, and we were doing the VSS at a time when the band and our lives were completely intertwined. We won't ever be able to get to that place or time again, but everything we have done since then has been influenced by those few years the four of us spent together. In a way, all those bits that splintered off the VSS or "rose from its ashes"—Subpoena the Past, Slaves, Pleasure Forever, Year Future, Red Sparowes, Andy's solo stuff, and my band Rabbits—fit together in a way that extend and evolve the idea of the VSS to explain a lot more about the four of us. That might be the best way for the VSS to exist.

HUDAK How would you like the VSS to be remembered, and, in closing, are there any specific memories from the past that you would like to share?
CLIFFORD I suppose I'd like the VSS to be remembered, period. Its footprint was minor, for sure. But for the musical historians and librarians like myself and many of the people that I know, it's not how many records a band sold or anything like that—it's simply if it had anything to contribute that later progenitors could pass on. Like the Monks, the Music Machine, the Screamers, Antioch Arrow, Lost Sounds, and probably myriad others to come, I hope that the VSS is a relic worthy of clearing away the dust and inspecting. If I dare remove myself as participant, I do believe that Sonny's lyrics are incredibly evocative and the magnificent interplay of guitar, synth, and bass are truly transcendent. I think that above all, rather than capturing a zeitgeist, for a fleeting moment, we suggested the next one. And, that's how I'd like the VSS to be remembered: an open book of possibilities.
HUGHES I'd like people to remember that we were not assholes, but we might have been assholes to some people. So, if you were one of those people, either we were having a bad day, or you were—or are—an asshole. One time when we played in Concord, California, with a band called Girl's Soccer—they had orange slices in their mouths—at the end of the set I let my guitar feedback and walked off. Some guy turned my amp off because he said it was pretentious and annoying and I told him not to touch my fucking stuff. I was definitely an asshole to that guy, and he may not have been one.

Nervous Circuits out now on Hydra Head (hydrahead.com). An Albatross’ new album will be released in Fall 2008 on Eyeball (myspace.com/analbatross23).







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